Marilyn Monroe, 1926-1962
was an US actress
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881
was a Scottish author, essayist, and historian
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, give her the benefit of the doubt.
Sophie Tucker, 1884-1966
was an US (Russian-born) vaudeville singer
From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents.From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks.From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality.From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.